Friday, 4 November 2016

To Go Boldly by Ron Palmer - DAY THREE

His risings fogs prevail upon the day
MacFlecknoe (1682)

I woke up at 0530 cursing under my breath, as I’m on my own there is no point to saying it out loud, to a beautiful day of thick fog. Thick as a hedge again, with visibility down to almost nil, no matter as by now I was beginning to accept that I wasn’t going to have much in the way of sightseeing on this trip. So I decided to first have breakfast, do my chores then push off in the hope that the fog would eventually clear. With the GPS and the now fully operational radar there should be no problem feeling my way to Bamfield.
Regardless of my concerns about the fog I did remember to take something out of the freezer for the evening meal. A nice Forfar Bridie would do very nicely, garnished with mashed potato and the ubiquitous peas and carrots, a dollop of HP sauce would go nicely too, just to give the meal that extra bit of zest. And a little smearing of margarine on the veggies rather than gravy to smooth the way just for a change, after all one needs variety to enhance the enjoyment of a meal. Which, the reader might ask, ‘why peas and carrots’ with every meal? Well, carrots are, or the carotene they contain are well known to be an anti cancer element. And as for peas, don’t they go with carrots? Like love and marriage, bacon and eggs, that sort of thing one might say. Once again a meal fit for a king. While on the subject of food I decided to make a sandwich for lunch just in case the fog situation prevented so doing at the appointed hour, seems as though my memory was improving to remember all these tasks.

Friday, 14 October 2016

An ardent reader's review of the Julius Falconer’s detective mystery novels.



FIVE STAR Review by Samuel Aina*
As a river springs from a mountainside, the author Julius Falconer – himself a fountain of knowledge – spurts out amazing stories which keep his reader spellbound. And like a meandering river finding its way through uneven landscapes, the chronicler appears to ramble through intricately woven cases without overlooking even the tinniest detail. Quite often he is able to show that a tiny speck of information which the un-initiated investigator would happily have discarded turns out to be the key to unravelling a case.
The chronicler has a penchant for information gathering which is the greatest tool in investigating any crime as evidenced by cases handled in all of Julius Falconer’s novels. Hence, with an incredibly high degree of perseverance, resilience, and patience he squeezes out information ‘in dribs and drabs' from reluctant informants. With these bits and pieces, he believes he will in the end get to the root of the matter.
Like a river is fed by its tributaries the chronicler pays due respect to the contribution made by his assistants in achieving the overall objective. The investigator gives a pride of place to his professional assistant with whom he converses day by day. His cliché ‘be firm but not hectoring’ was one way of training his professional assistant. Anyone being interviewed in connection with a crime must be firmly handled but not tortured.
In all the cases handled, he pays due respect to his wife Beth who was always there to chip in an advice when analyses became difficult. Thus he said in one case, “Beth’s late hint salvaged the investigation.” Beth herself once said, “what you need is a woman’s guidance.” How true!

*Samuel Aina is a Chemical Engineer with a degree from the University of Leeds. A life long reader, now retired after decades of work in academia and the engineering industry.


Friday, 1 April 2016

An Anthology of Christmas Murders - Terror, Tinsel and Turkey edited by Jeremy Moiser

Terror, tinsel and turkey - Contribution by Harry Riley

Alan Weywent was an overweight flamboyant fraudster, whose cut-price double-glazing company of A-Wey-Went-Windows went bust. He had had full order books when the firm closed down, but his suppliers had pulled the plug because of too many unpaid bills. He was faced with litigation from customers who’d forked out in advance for replacement windows and conservatories that would never get built. Also there were building-contractors owed tens of thousands of pounds for unpaid work and materials. This crooked businessman moved from town to town around the Midlands, setting up bogus companies, preying on elderly vulnerable customers and then vanishing with their hard-earned savings. His double-glazing scam had proved incredibly profitable, and he was sorry to see it go, but a very healthy portfolio of virtually untraceable offshore-accounts had softened the blow. Now he would have to lie low until the heat cooled. 

Moving to the small town of Tillon on Trent in Staffordshire, he had rented a large house in a decent area and attempted to bury his past, adopting a new persona, with a splendid new name: Eugene O’Brady-Smith: a wealthy book-loving bachelor, studying creative writing. He looked for a local group of writers and quickly struck gold. Because he was smooth-tongued and used to getting his own way, it was not long before he was appointed chairman of the Tillon and District Writing Group. It was at one of their weekly group meetings that he made his announcement:

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

The Rover’s Return - an excerpt from 'Wild Strawberries'

Wild Strawberries by Derek Smith

It was the month of June. James was nine and would not be ten until the first week in July. He was now settled into the country ways, had accepted that the lack of a bathroom and civilised toilet facilities were a fact of life, and that going to bed by candlelight was normal. It was summertime now and the clocks had been altered. Candles were no longer needed and the dawn chorus started shortly after five o’clock, when it became light.
One morning during a chat with Geoff Blore, with whom he often shared the last part of the walk to school, it was mentioned that Jack, the chap who collected the milk from Geoff’s farm, drove his lorry into the Midland Counties Dairy in Birmingham every morning. James then realised for the first time that the village he regarded as isolated and remote, did in fact have a direct link with Birmingham. This came as quite a revelation. He suddenly saw that here was a way to get home for a weekend and to see his mother and his two younger siblings who, after four seemingly long months, he could hardly remember. It would also give him the chance to bring back some of the toys that he had had last Christmas - and what a bonus that would be! He had no toys at Woodhouses, his only distraction being the coveted egg collection.

Monday, 22 February 2016

Golfing with the Enlightened Dead - "What if you could play a round of golf with history's most provocative philosophers?"

...Book Excerpt...
The First Hole
Socrates and the Midwife
Leadership is midwifery. Pull what you can from individuals’ minds by asking questions. Individuals then become aware of their abilities to be engaged and to take pride in their work.
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The first hole is a reasonably straightforward 373-yard par four with a green that is guarded by a “burn”
(a Scottish euphemism for a death-by-water hazard).

A short bald man with a scruffy beard, and clothes that appeared to have been slept in was standing on the first tee, seemingly in a trance as he stared down the fairway. Bud approached him and extended his hand in greeting. No response. “Good morning. Would you mind if I joined you today?” No response. Then another golfer came up beside them and whispered that Socrates often did this when a dilemma perplexed him; people simply have to play around him when he is deep in thought. Bud took a closer look. Yes, he now saw the resemblance to a bust that he had in his office, picked up in a market in Athens many years before – the same snub nose and large protruding eyes. He waited a few minutes as the previous group made its way down the first hole. Suddenly Socrates shook himself and murmured, “Yes, definitely a 5 wood, slight draw into the wind, then a three-quarter swing with a seven iron. The ball will land on the right side of the green and roll down to the left within ten or twelve feet. One putt – birdie – perfect.”
Bud stood back, impressed with the imaging and sheer intensity of concentration that this strange fellow had just demonstrated. But would theory translate into action? Socrates stepped up to the ball and, like the cartoon version of the Tasmanian devil, swung hard, pounding his ball straight out of bounds. He teed up a second ball and swung mightily again: the ball skipped off the end of the tee box. Strangely, Socrates seemed totally unaffected by these mishaps. He carefully replaced his 5 wood in his bag and, after waiting while Bud effortlessly drove his ball slightly left of centre to avoid out-of-bounds on the right side, they started walking. Bud couldn’t help but notice the seeming discrepancy between the intense strategising before the first swing and the actual technique and outcome; he had to ask Socrates about it. The response was dignified yet curt: “Theory is perfect, humans are fallible.”
As they proceeded down the first hole, with Socrates eventually making the green after five shots (plus his 2 stroke penalty) and Bud landing safely on his second swing, he asked Socrates what it was like being the world’s most famous philosopher. “Actually, I always thought of myself more as a midwife of ideas,” was his reply. Bud, who was not trained in philosophy or in midwifery, pressed him for details; he was, as usual, more than happy to accommodate.

Midwifery and Giving Birth to Ideas
Socrates. Philosophers are lovers of wisdom. Of course, they love the knowledge, beauty, and truth they discover themselves, but some also feel a calling to help others become philosophers, or at least philosophical in their daily decisions. They do this because they believe that of all of the components of being human, it is our capacity to reason - to think logically through problems - that makes us uniquely capable of good and evil. If we could only be more philosophical, more truth seeking … just wiser … we would have better tools to construct and maintain the “good life.”
Now personally, I believe that pure forms of knowledge of all things exist within us, though I know that this is not a terribly modern perspective. Nonetheless, I believe that they reside in our souls from birth. In other words, we have the capacity to know truth in all of its forms if only we are able to tap into our souls. This is obviously easier said than done because we often don’t know what questions to ask ourselves to get this information out to the conscious level – we need help to do this. Unfortunately, most of us never receive this kind of help; rather, we are told what to do, and how, when, and sometimes why to do it – our parents, teachers, coaches, and bosses leap in to guide and control so that we behave obediently and according to what society and organisations dictate. This is the “mind is a blank slate” notion made so popular about two thousand years after my death by two fellows named John Locke and Thomas Hobbes. They believed that we know nothing when we are born – we are not pregnant with ideas – and therefore we must have our minds filled by those who do know things.
In contrast, I believe that the mind is not empty, but profoundly full of ideas waiting to emerge – waiting to be born. Whether or not you actually believe that the soul contains these truths isn’t the point; what is important is that we all have ideas. Many of them are profoundly practical and some are deeply philosophical, and the leader’s task is to help us bring these ideas to the light of day.
For example, in one of Plato’s dialogues, the Meno1, he wrote about me having a conversation with an uneducated slave to demonstrate that we have innate, or inborn, knowledge. During this conversation, despite the fact that this fellow had had no formal training in geometry, he was able to arrive at Pythagoras’ theorem by responding to the questions I had carefully selected for him. What Plato was getting at here is that regardless of what hidden knowledge one is trying to extract from a pupil, if you ask the right questions, he or she will arrive at or give birth to the correct answer eventually and will feel empowered by doing so. The opposite approach, of course, would have been to tell the slave about the theorem and hope for a successful regurgitation, possibly with little or no understanding. Does this approach sound familiar – like contemporary teaching strategies used from kindergarten to university?
 As you can see then, my perspective is that the job of the philosopher is to act as a midwife, helping individuals to give birth to and become aware of ideas they already have so that those ideas can be used to live well. This simple process has been called the Socratic method of teaching.


Reviews by Business and academic leaders

"This is truly a fascinating book. It makes the ideas of the great philosophers meaningful to everyday life. A remarkable achievement."
(Dale Eisler, Senior Policy Fellow, Johnson-Shoyama Graduate School of Public Policy, 
Former Assistant Deputy Minister, Natural Resources Canada & Consul General to the USA)

"It's very accessible. Over nine holes of golf we are introduced to the ideas of some of the great thinkers and shown how we can all become applied philosophers, using these ideas to lead better lives. The world needs more applied philosophers!"
(Elizabeth Fistein PhD MRCPsych
Ethics and Law Lead, School of Clinical Medicine, University of Cambridge)

"What if you could play a round of golf with history's most provocative philosophers? The Enlightened Dead gives us that opportunity and at the same time offers a practical guide to leadership. A great read for fans of golf, leadership and philosophy."
Bryan Walkey
President, MeetingZone North America

"As an advertising entrepreneur, we are in the “winning ideas business” and this book offers meaningful insights from Socrates, Aristotle and other great minds to help give you a “competitive and meaningful advantage” in today’s business world. There is something for every business person." 
Dave Ploughman
President & CEO, BSTREET Group
Toronto, London, New York

"Having followed the works of modern leadership theoreticians such as Frederick Herzberg, Douglas MacGregor, Tom Peters, Jim Collins and a slew of other notables, I was intrigued to learn that their theories reflected the thinking of the great philosophers. 
Play a round of golf with a few of these philosophers in "The Enlightened Dead" and learn the origin of foundational theories of organizational behaviour." 
Rob  Cooke
Leadership Advisor and Strategist

Putting leadership and golf in the same hole
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Saturday, 6 February 2016

They’re all foreigners abroad | Book Excerpt

Travel / Humour
by Stuart Wright

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Ear plugs (During August)
If you go abroad during the month of August then ear plugs are absolute ‘must’ accessories. Foreign industry just about closes during the month of August and many, if not most foreigners, head for the local coast for their annual month’s holiday. They shout, they shout a lot. You can be on the beach, in a restaurant, on a pleasure boat, or anywhere you care to name on a foreign coast and you will experience a complete and utter ear bashing. Foreigners are completely incapable of having a nice quiet conversation, they just shout. You will probably think that they’re arguing but it’s just normal behavior to them.
Take some ear plugs because they do your head in!

Ear plugs on the plane
Some people suffer from severe headaches during take off and landing on aircraft and we have to sympathize with these poor unfortunate people. In order to overcome the problem, some altitude sufferers use these spongy ear plug thingies which are usually bright yellow. Have you seen them? You can be sat there on the plane minding your own business and having a quick gander at the other travellers when all of a sudden your eyes lock onto the person sat opposite to you. What’s wrong with their head? Is their brain melting? These bright yellow spongy bungy thingies have started to work their way out of this persons ears and they look as though they have some radio active gunk coming out of their head.
‘Oh, it’s just some of those spongy bungy thingies; thank God for that!’